Russia Denies Involvement in Georgian Deaths
MOSCOW, RUSSIA - The Russian Interior Ministry has denied involvement in the “regrettable” death of Georgian Minister Merabishvili. The Russian Defense Ministry has also made statements expressing his sentiments and denying his involvement. The Russian Defense Spokesman was heard in an off-the-record remark caught on microphone stating, “If he spent more time trying to protect his own people instead of attacking everyone else, the [Ёбанный придурок] wouldn’t have gotten himself killed. They’re well rid of him, anyway, and so are we.” The Spokesman was not available for comment on this remark.
